davidsback submitted:

NOW THIS IS THE STORY ALL ABOUT HOW,

MY LIFE GOT SWITCHED, TURNED UPSIDE DOWN,

AND I’D LIKE TO TAKE A MINUTE JUST SIT RIGHT DOWN,

I’LL TELL YOU HOW I BECAME THE KING IN THE NORTH, CHECK IT OUT.

IN WEST WINTERFELL, BORN AND RAISED,

IN THE GODSWOOD WAS WHERE I SPENT MOST OF MY DAYS.

CHILLIN OUT, MAXIN, RELAXIN ALL COOL

AND ALL JOUSTIN SOME BASTARDS OUTSIDE OF THE SCHOOL.

WHEN A COUPLE OF LANNISTERS, WHO WERE UP TO NO GOOD,

STARTED MAKING TROUBLE IN MY NEIGHBORHOOD.

MY SISTER GOT IN ONE LITTLE FIGHT, AND MY MOM GOT SCARED,

SHE SAID, “SHE’S MOVIN WITH HER FATHER AND SISTER TO KINGS LANDING”

jESUS CHRIST

catelyns:

thecakebar:

Kit Kat STUFFED Brownies Tutorial

oh my sweet Lord baby Jesus

anniephantom:

labirdgeoiseed:

this is my favorite goofy pun ever, I have told it at least five times

I don’t care, fuck you

okay ready

as you all know, saint patrick walked barefoot as an act of contrition, which made his feet rugged and blistered. he ate an ascetic’s diet, which made him weak and additionally gave him bad breath.

all of this made him

a super-calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis

oh my god

liquor-inthe-front:

Single Woman’s Title = Miss
Married Woman’s Title = Mrs.
Unknown Woman’s Title = Ms.

Married Man’s Title = Mr.
Single Man’s Title = Mr.
Unknown Man’s Title = Mr.

Because a woman only has status if she is married

think about it.
add an apostrophe to Mrs = Mr’s.
think about it.

and then go throw up.

destiel-makes-me-happy:

IM LAUGHING WAY HARDER THAN I SHOULD BE

//////damn whippersnappers//////

theangelgabrieldidmyhair:

that-kid-from-london:

oprahwinfried:

chickiefingie:

the fact that you can’t highlight words that you accidentally caps locked and hit Caps Lock to get them lowercase is the reason i can’t sleep at night

except that you can do that

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then press shift + F3

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congratulations

WHY DID I NOT KNOW ABOUT THIS

April 22, 2013: the day my life changed forever

thefuuuucomics:

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There is a God and he listens to my internet problems.

TH